Bin Ich Sauer

**Mini Update

Just felt like this was funny. Here's my current munch and I've been reading off the packet just because I could and was amusing myself by trying to sound as rowdy and german-ish possible (ssseriously, try it! BIN ITCH SAWER!? and DIE SCHLUMPFE!?)

Okay so after having a good solid laugh and reading it to myself for the past hour, I eventually got tired and was thinking, and I was pretty convinced 'Bin Ich Sauer' meant 'It's sour' or something. And 'Die Schlumpfe' obviously didn't mean 'Die, Smurfs!', and would probably be 'The Smurfs'. So I'm right for the second part, but guess what 'Bin Ich Sauer' meant?

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Now, this can't be right now can it? Hihihi laughed myself silly.

Schnookumss

Aunt Flow's in to be a bitch to me, so my weekend was pretty much just spent under the duvet, and am now comfortably propped up on pillows and typing away to this. I'm bleeding love baby! 

So then I've been thinking of how I'm always a nutter about everything else unhumany (so I've heard), so what better to do than rant away about animals? HOW INTERESTING. So BEHOLD, I shall let you into the depths of my mind and write you some random shit I can think of. But don't take me too seriously though. So here's what I have on the top of my head. 

• AIDS CAME FROM SOME PERSON WHO RAPED A MONKEY! 

Okay okay, fine. Don't take me too seriously, but I've taken the liberty to go by this with Google. So here's what I can come up with after the fact-check! It DID come from monkeys, but I can't prove that there was some sort of bestiality behind this story, however it is positively absolutely positive that the HIV strain came from monkeys. There's a few theories to how it came about, some saying that that it was from the loggers who ate them monkeys, and yes one of the theories was the rape one. So, I am still partially right.

• KOALA'S HAVE INDISTINGUISHABLE FINGERPRINTS TO THAT OF HUMANS! 

Self explanatory I guess. So cuuuuute! SO CUTE!

   

• The incubation temperature will determine the sex of the crocodile!

If it's hot beyond normal, or cold, it's a female! And if the temperature is within the few degrees of normalcy, then it's a male.

• I HATE FROGS.

I HATE THEM FOR SO MANY REASONS. Here's some to gross you out. A frog that gives birth through the pores of it's back. Not even kidding you mate. And they'll wiggle out while the mother tries to shake them off. So my least favourite animal, is the Surinam Frog. Hats of to Sir Attenborough for teaching me about it. Nah, proof for you.

• FROGS CAN'T PUKE SO THEY GOTTA PUKE OUT THEIR STOMACH AND WIPE THEM CLEAN AND PUT IT BACK IN. 

Saw this on tv but here's a video to prove my point  -

• Cheetahs and Leopards

Cheetahs have tear marks below their eyes and are slender, and and and their spots are just black, whereas leopards are the ones with their spots forming a ring! 

So there. Just to name a few at the top of my head that was worth sharing (i guess?). Felt like talking about colossal squids and octopuses, but realized that it'd be a little too overwhelming (I have this odd past-time of googling about it and watching videos about octopuses. They're friggin smart okay, and for the record I want to be an octopus if I was a sea creature!). I guess this is the outcome of a cartoon deprived childhood where I had resorted to Animal Planet, National Geographic and Discovery. Blame it on the Father. Thanks yeah Pa, just thanks. No more cartoons after standard 3. 'Too old' he says. 'It's better for you' he says :(

Serotonin

Inconsistency, I guess that's the only thing I'm good at. When inspirations come, it comes surging in like a tidal wave crashing against the shores of my capability (or lack of) to try pen them down to good use. I guess this is just a mini update to try to encourage myself to keep writing.

It's been an on and off thing that I've been doing anyway. Hoping to keep this up and keep at least ONE thing consistent in my life. Cheers to that!